In a shocking turn of events, the Warriors win the 2011-2012 Kwame Brown lottery. Much like the lottery of ancient Greece where the winners were sent into the labyrinth to be food for the Minotaur, the Warriors have come out on top. When pressed for comment, the prior winners, just before the announcement of the move to golden state, had this to say….
“I wouldn’t speak to Kwame Brown to spit on him, he is a stain on the Timberwolves franchise that will never come clean.”
“Wherever there is Kwame there is an increase in suicides, that is a fact.” “You have to hate to chose between death and Kwame”
You Hate To Have To Chose Between Death And Kwame
I hope my season tickets arrive tomorrow with a complimentary copy of the Onion.
With the bases lodaed you struck us out with that answer!