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Some final thoughts on the first round series, I will make it short since I have no voice left, my hands are numb from clapping, my legs are tired from standing and my ears are ringing from the crowd.
Me:
Years of season tickets and over 22k spent on Warriors tickets since 1995. 22k plus interest is a fat down payment on a used Porsche GT3. Averages out to over 7k per playoff game. Totally worth it.
Mavs Fans:
Stop whining, maybe you get it from your owner, maybe it's the trauma of having your elevated expectations dashed, but it makes you look weak, focus on how Warriors fans provided a huge home court advantage. We don't try to get players pissed and file complaints againts them trying to get them suspended. We aren't afraid to compete. Notice how you couldn't hold serve in your own house? Think about that in the offseason while you are catching up on who is in the lead for the Nextel Cup.
Mark Cuban:
My favorite sign tonight in the arena. "Cuban has a tiny Dirk." Since I sit accross from you I have a good view of your pouting and whining, it's rather sad. Stop doing your best Billy Madison impersonation, grow up a little and stop pretending you are a player. Maybe wear a suit to the game, and sit a little further back from the bench. Also I am pretty sure the players don't want to slap your hand when they are introduced, and don't want you in the huddle. Even with all this, seriously, thanks for taking Erika Dampier off our hands, we still owe you for that.
Snoop Dogg:
You are a Lakers fan, that is why you heard boos when you were shown on the scoreboard. Don't pretend you are a Warriors fan, I would rather see MC Hammer in your seat, at least he is from Oakland.
Woody:
I love your hemp pants, they are dope. Pun intended.
Dirk:
You are 7 feet tall, can handle the ball, drive to the hoop, pass and shoot. You are also 7 feet tall. I dont know if you got the memo but we are using the new 7 footers on our TPS reports, I can provide you an additional copy of the memo indicating that you are still 7 feet tall. Paper tiger.
Devin Harris:
If you ever want to get to an All-Star game maybe stop being such a flopper and whiner. Sack up, play some defense, work on your outside shot and keep taking it to the rack. Seriously, your pouty face and flying accross the floor flopping act gets old. Hope the NBA doesn't go in the direction of the NHL and start calling penalties for bad acting, you would be getting game misconducts for your flops.
Avery:
You are a class act, gracious in defeat, well spoken. You learned a lot from this series, you are young in your coaching career, learn from this, get em next year. Well get someone just not us.
Chuckster:
You are a clown, dance for me clown, entertain me.

Mike Dunleavy Sr:
The Mavs are afraid to play the Clippers? Seriously, are you freaking high, the dumbest and possibly the whiniest things said going into the playoffs. Maybe the Clippers shouldn't have choked. Your comment shows that you are as mentally weak as your son.
Stephen Jackson:
You have my complete and total respect, you bring it, you are a leader, you play with passion, you are clutch. I am willing to accept your occasional heat check brick from the outside because I know you are going to bring it every night.
Baron Davis:
Clutch, you put the team on your back and carry them. Also you get the award for the best post game news conference, great insights, emotional, deep, thoughtful.
Nellie:
Good to have you back, you are pretty bay area. Right up there with Bill Waslh representing what the Bay Area is all about, cool, hip, smart.
Crowd:
Amazing, I have been to a Giants world series game in Pac Bell Park, Sharks Playoff games, Niners superbowl in 85. Nothing beats the crowds in the arena during the series, it was special to be a part of it and be able to experience it for all 3 games.
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