I feel guilty posting this, but it is too funny .  So maybe this can inject a little humor into otherwise playoff less warriors fan life.

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Rep: Hi! My name is Rep. How may I help you?
you : Hi, what's up.. I was wondering if the Playoff Push Pack is still available
you : I really want to go to the Warriors playoffs game
you : hello?
you : are you still there
Rep: We actually have something even more efficient for fans. We can garauntee you Playoff rights, plus first rights for seats next year. Are you interested in this instead?
you : what year are the playoff rights?
Rep: This current season
you : Do you watch Warrior games lately?
you : do you really think they are going to make the playoffs this season?
Rep: I work at the Front Office of the Warriors, therefore, I see every game. Do you want to sign up for the playoffs?
you : do you have the 2009 playoff push package
you : i don't think they are making it this year
you : what if they don't make the playoffs when i buy the package
you : do i get refund back
Rep: I think we have a great shot once Baron David returns. We are only 3 games out of the 8 spot, so Yes I absolutely think we will make it. Do you want to sign up?
you : hehehe funny even Nellie said the season is over
you : already lost 4 in a row man, have u seen the schedule
you : 26-33
Rep: See above for my answer
you : see below for my answer
you : NO

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