Tweedia Daze
I have registered for Tweedia Day, whatever that is. Couldn’t resist the novelty of a twitter application. Now I’m staring at Tweedia Day, trying to make sense of it. It’s like a flying raccoon just sailed ...
Louis Amundson: +
This was a coup for the gang that couldn’t shoot straight. I feared the Lee sign n’ fleece would remove any chance of nabbing Lou by the greasy ponytail. Credit to the sticky-fingered front office, and than...
America wins, basketball loses
Hatering: USA beats Turkey 81-64
Don’t get me wrong, I love my country...is what we’re all conditioned to say. Claiming to hate your country is like claiming to hate Kevin Durant--a deviant thought, best...
Wise to Move On from Don
I’m going to miss a mostly Curryless Russia-USA game due to a marauding wisdom tooth. It’s rearing its ugly cap en route to punching my face in slow motion. Impressively, the tooth has survived in secrec...
What to make of Curry’s Worlds performance?
Nothing. Really, I don’t care. My point is there is no point--this is sports evaluation nihilism, stop reading you idiot. Glad Steph made the team, enthusiastic about him existing in the presence of basketball ...
Non-GSW question: Rodmans vs. Kobes
Because it’s September and because the Dubs are daring me to conjure something about Rodney Carney, I asked economist/statman/hoophead Dave Berri this old musky question:
“Who would win, five prime Denni...
Trades: Carmelo Anthony doesn’t matter
Shots are finite. Glory is infinite!
Yes, Adrian Wojnarowski has mentioned the Warriors as a potential suitor to Melo, and no, it probably won’t happen. But why would anyone want it to?
Arbiters of spor...
Lacob, Stern & the Mysterious 400 Million
A billion pardons as I try and make Pirates-Warriors-NBA owners-David Stern-TV into slurpable soup.
Leaked financial documents show the anemic Pittsburgh Pirates to be simultaneously be rolling in cash a...