GYI0058998334 display image So many white coaches, so few coaching slots

by Sherwood Strauss

Forgive a slight detour from Warriors draft rants. I was listening to the hilarious Disciples of Clyde Podcast when their discussion of Patrick Ewing’s coaching prospects chafed my chortles. The DoC guys expressed dismay over Ewing’s meager chances and asked whether GMs are reluctant to hire black non-guards. I’d like to parse the data on black guard coaches, but the sample size is ridiculously tiny. Odd.

Below exists an extensive list of the “white” NBA coaches who paced the sidelines last season.  It’s lengthy—there are 23 by my count—and that’s reason to hit the pause button.  Such a disproportionately Caucasian group wouldn’t be incongruous at an Indiana Republican’s mixer, but this is the NBA we’re talking about. In the League, 18 out of little more than 30 coaching slots were taken by white American ex-basketball players—the rarest of dodos. The NBA’s sanctuary for this endangered species seems to be the coach’s chair.

Since discussions of racial fairness come with caveats and qualifiers, let me just say: Yes, I’m a self-hating white guy. No, I’m not screaming “racism!” because I lack full knowledge of the NBA and its inner workings.

But let’s be real: Something fishy is likely influencing hiring decisions. How else could Kurt Rambis—he of the idiotically cataclysmic 2009-2010 “Let’s bench Kevin Love and run the Triangle!” Wolves campaign—keep a job? My assumption: Combine a “gritty” white, American player with dorky glasses and you have a hiring strategy. Ewing has to earn in his way into our conception of what a coach is while Rambis embodies that merely by existing. And don’t get me started on Vinny Del Negro. Oh, and welcome back to the club, Doug Collins.

Kim Hughes

Kiki Vandeweghe

Mike D’Antoni

Don Nelson

Paul Westphal

Vinny Del Negro

John Kuester

Scott Skiles

Larry Brown

Flip Saunders

Mike Dunleavy

Phil Jackson

Rick Carlisle

Rick Adelman

George Karl

Kurt Rambis

Scottie Brooks

Jerry Sloan

Jay Triano DNP

Jeff Bower DNP

Greg Popovich DNP

Stan Van Gundy DNP

Jim O’Brien DNP

I listed the five non-athlete coaches at the end with DNPs.  Now, I don’t believe playing experience matters in coaching. But the player-centric list demonstrates that coaches are largely drawn from the pro ranks, ranks that–to put it bluntly–don’t really have USA white dudes. A dearth of black coaches would be more understandable if these jobs were filled by non players. So let’s just say the unbearable whiteness of coaching isn’t easily explained away.

This sticks in whatever “my craw” is, because the NBA puts a transparent effort into apologizing for its “scary” black elements.  Why do you think there’s an age limit? Baseball doesn’t fret about young guys getting money. Why do you think NBA fighting is handled with the most draconian of prevention methods? In white-friendly hockey, boxing is half the game. What do you think the “NBA Cares” ads are about?  Is it really necessary for the League to desperately brag about charity works?  And does any other sport have a publicized “dress code”?

But I digress with the questions. My craw stickage stems from how the NBA tries to control young black players, only to later ignore them in post-retirement.  When positions of real authority open up, pro basketball is reluctant to trust black guys. Makes sense from the league that tells young African American players what they should wear and when they’re old enough to play pro.